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Hi, I am Brian Morrison's mother and I am so excited to be placing an advertisement for a marriage-and-children-minded young lady to court my son. I am writing to tell you about my wonderful son and little angel who I am ready to see in a relationship with a girl. You will just love him. He is young (37), handsome, smart and the best little angel to his mother (me).

I am looking for a girl who likes to play cards a lot as that's what my Brian and I like to do on Friday nights. And I prefer girls who don't wear a lot of makeup, as natural is better, especially when it's time to roll up those blouse sleeves, put on the apron and pitch in with the chores. I also like girls with ample breasts and wide hips for when the baby comes along.

I did not get along with my Brian's last girlfriend because her goal after a few months of dating him was to break up our family. If that's what you intend on doing, you probably won't last long in the Morrison household. Not on my watch.

I think that the ideal girl for the Morrison family would enjoy cooking, cribbage, crossword puzzles, Murder She Wrote, quilting, Quincy reruns, scrapbooking and coupon collecting for bargain shopping. And don't forget Boggle! That's what we like. In fact just the other night as Brian and I were sitting in the living room (after just having eaten a good dinner of double-stuffed baked potatoes) preparing for a game of cards, we were thinking how nice it would be if we had a nice young lady to join us. While most of the games we play are two person games, watching the games can be just as fun especially if you enjoy seeing a real competition!

See, one of the sad things about aging is that I won't be around forever to be with my Brian. Maybe only 25 or 30 more years. I want to know that he will have a wife to take care of him. I will teach you how Brian likes things so that when I pass, he will be taken care of. He likes his bed made a certain way and he is very particular about food with all his allergies. So let's get started now so that during these remaining years the three of us can have so much fun!

We have a nice warm house with a big lawn which Brian mows on Saturday. But weekend are generally packed with projects and chores and listening to the news from "Lake Wobegon," with Garrison Keilor.

So please send us a little email telling us about you and your interests and why you would like to be part of our fun world.

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